雷人的英文笑话
1、hildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 坐在后座上的小孩会生出意外，发生在后座上的意外会生出小孩。
2、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 节约用水，和女友一起洗澡。
3、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
4、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要被抓现形。
5、Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
6、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
7、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. 你好，我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的'大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
8、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds.
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1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑!!!
9、If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money... wait for your salary. 如果你感到孤独，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要拥抱，我做你的枕头。如果你想要快乐，我做你的微笑。如果你想要钱……等着发工资吧!
10、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!