超级爆笑的英语笑话精选

　　

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1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

　　老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。

　　One boy throws his bag out the window.

　　一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

　　Teacher: who just threw that?!

　　老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

　　Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

　　男孩：我!我现在要回家了。

　　

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2、What dog can jump higher than a building?

　　什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

　　Anydog, buildings can't jump!

　　任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来!

　　

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3、What has a head, a tail, and no body?

　　什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?

　　A coin!

　　硬币。

　　

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4、What has one eye but cannot see?

　　什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?

　　A needle.

　　针。

　　

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5、Wife: "How would you describe me?"

　　妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?

　　Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

　　丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

　　Wife: "What does that mean?"

　　妻子：那是什么意思?

　　Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable,

　　gorgeous, and hot."

　　丈夫：迷人的.、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的

　　和火辣的。

　　Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

　　妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

　　Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

　　丈夫：开个玩笑!