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超级爆笑的英语笑话
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2024-05-15 01:00:00

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1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

  老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。

  One boy throws his bag out the window.

  一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

  Teacher: who just threw that?!

  老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

  Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

  男孩:我!我现在要回家了。

  
2、What dog can jump higher than a building?

  什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

  Anydog, buildings can't jump!

  任何一只狗,大楼又跳不起来!

  
3、What has a head, a tail, and no body?

  什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体?

  A coin!

  硬币。

  
4、What has one eye but cannot see?

  什么有一只眼睛,却看不见?

  A needle.

  针。

  
5、Wife: "How would you describe me?"

  妻子:你会怎么形容我呢?

  Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

  丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK.

  Wife: "What does that mean?"

  妻子:那是什么意思?

  Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable,

  gorgeous, and hot."

  丈夫:迷人的.、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的

  和火辣的。

  Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

  妻子:哇,谢谢,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

  Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

  丈夫:开个玩笑!

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