搞笑精彩英语笑话

　　生活中需要笑话来调节我们的心情，今天我们就一起来看看搞笑精彩吧!

 

　　搞笑精彩英语笑话(一)

　　Taken for Granted

　　THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "Usually brown."

　　理所当然

　　某学校发给学生的健康调查表里有个错别字——把“性别”的“性”字写成了“袜”字。一位母亲在为她的.儿子填写表格时，在“袜别”的那栏填上了：“棕色为主。”

　　[注] 英语 中sex(性)与sox(袜)只有一个字母之差。

　　搞笑精彩英语笑话(二)

　　The Advantage of Alcohol

　　In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student,"what does this show?"

　　The student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol."

　　酒的好处

　　为了证明酒精对生物的危害，老师把一只虫子放入装有酒精的杯子里，虫子很快就死了。老师问一个学生：“这说明了什么?”

　　学生答道：“说明人多喝酒，就不会长虫子。”

　　搞笑精彩英语笑话(三)

　　Exchange the Tortoise for the Wolf

　　Teacher:Some students are becoming arrogant.Do you remember the story about race between the hare and the tortoise?Now,Xiaoming,will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise?

　　Xiaoming:Because the hare fell asleep.

　　Teacher:Absolutely right!What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep?

　　Xiaoming:Exchange the tortoise for the wolf.

　　把乌龟换成狼

　　老师：有些同学开始骄傲了，大家还记得龟兔赛跑的故事吗。小明，你说说看，兔子为什么输给乌龟?

　　小明：因为它睡觉了。

　　老师：对极了!我们应该怎么做才能让兔子不睡觉呢?

　　小明：把乌龟换成狼!