Secret For a Long Life

　　A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch(门廊) .

　　I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?

　　I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.

　　Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?

　　Twenty-six.

　　一位女士走向坐在门廊的'椅子上摇动的小老头。

　　我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，那女士说。你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?

　　我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。

　　哦，真神奇，女士说。你高寿?

　　二十六。