英文笑话锦集

　　英文笑话锦集一：

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

　　英文笑话锦集二：

　　As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"

　　"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.

　　"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.

　　"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.

　　英文笑话锦集三：

　　A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.

　　"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."

　　"Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."