Something really cheap

　　After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

　　“How about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.

　　“That’s a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

　　“That’s still quite a bit,”Tim netplained.

　　Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

　　“What I mean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

　　The clerk handed him a mirror.

　　真正便宜的东西

　　做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。

　　“那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的`售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。

　　“看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。

　　“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。

　　售货员开始有点恼火了，就给提姆一瓶很小的香水，价值15美元。

　　“我的意思是，”提姆说，“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”

　　售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。