Calming your son

　　In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

　　一个人在超市里推着购物车，一个小孩子在车里不停的大吵大叫。推车的男人一直温柔地念叨着：”别激动，阿尔伯特，别嚷出来，阿尔伯特，别叫，阿尔伯特，冷静，阿尔伯特。"

　　A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."

　　站在他旁边的一位女士对他说道：“您能这样安慰您的'儿子阿尔伯特真的让我们感到很不容易。”

　　The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

　　男人看着那位女士说：“太太，我是阿尔伯特。