很短的英语笑话

　　很短的：Womentalkmorethanmen

　　A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.

　　She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

　　He said, "What?"

　　很短的英语笑话：TheRussianbaby

　　Morris and Becky were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

　　The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation...

　　On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.

　　After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Russian?"

　　The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."

　　很短的英语笑话：Distancefromtheaccident

　　A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.

　　The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six and one half inches".

　　"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?", asked the judge.

　　"Well, I knew some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.