关于圣诞节的英语笑话

　　关于圣诞节的'一：Excuseforspeeding

　　A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asked for the

　　driver’s license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to

　　keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me."

　　关于圣诞节的英语笑话二：Atransaction

　　Mrs. Best: Don’t you think you overcharged me for taking care of my son when he had the measles?

　　Doctor: Please remember, Mrs. Best, I had to make six house calls.

　　Mrs. Best: Yes, Doctor, but he infected the whole school, and look at how much business that brought you!

　　关于圣诞节的英语笑话三：Columbus’stelephonenumber

　　Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451--1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir?

　　Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbus’s telephone number.