短小的英文笑话

　　短小的英文笑话一：

　　One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast(烘烤) pig.I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.Finally the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.

　　短小的'英文笑话二：

　　One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.Before I came out, said one, I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.You don't know my work, said the other.What is your work?I'm a policeman.Oh! cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, and do you know my work? No, said the policeman.I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.

　　短小的英文笑话三：

　　Waste or SaveFather: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?