英语小笑话带翻译的

　　英语带翻译的`一：

　　A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

　　"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

　　The woman replied, "A billionaire."

　　“我把丈夫变成了一个百万富翁。”一个女人告诉她的朋友。

　　“那他结婚前是什么样的呢?”朋友问。

　　“那时他是个千万富翁。”

　　英语小笑话带翻译的二：

　　Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you hadfor

　　breakfast this morning.

　　Walter: 　What was it?

　　Teacher: Eggs.

　　Walter: 　Wrong. That was yesterday.

　　老　师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。

　　沃尔特：我吃了什么?

　　老　师：鸡蛋。

　　沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃的。

　　英语小笑话带翻译的三：

　　Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for

　　Christmas.

　　Pa: Why not?

　　Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.

　　妈：他爸，我怎么觉得邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。

　　爸：为什么?

　　妈：他们给了他一把小刀，并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的。