英语小笑话带翻译

英语带翻译1

　　A Girl's Wish 小女孩的愿望

　　On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

　　在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的.观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。

　　It's not my fault 不是我的错

　　It's not my fault

　　Mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

　　Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

　　不是我的错

　　妈妈(正教训她的女儿)：你不该拽猫的尾巴。

　　女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。

英语小笑话带翻译2

　　小妹妹

　　Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?

　　保育员：约翰尼，你难道不喜欢你的小妹妹吗?

　　Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

　　约翰尼：那倒不是。她要是个男孩就好了。威利有了一个新生的小妹妹，现在他该认为我又在学他的样子了。