英语小笑话故事

　　英语小一：

　　Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.

　　Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.

　　英语故事二：

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

　　英语小笑话故事三：

　　-- We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him?

　　-- Well, I don't know. Does he bite?

　　-- That's what I want to find out.