关于圣诞节英文笑话

　　关于圣诞节英文笑话一：

　　Very stupid robbersTwo robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

　　The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

　　两个笨贼　　两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说：“我听到警报响了，快跳吧!”　　第二个说：“但是我们现在在第13层啊!”第一个尖叫着回敬他：“都什么时候了，还这么迷信!”

　　关于圣诞节英文笑话二：

　　Good News And Bad News"There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client. "I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?" "Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement." "And the bad news?" "After the divorce, she's marrying your father."

　　好消息和坏消息“有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的`当事人。

　　“我总能听到一些好消息吧，”当事人叹了口气说，“是什么好消息?”

　　“你妻子没有要求将你未来的继承财产也划入裁决的范围。”

　　“那么坏消息呢?”

　　“离婚以后，她将与你父亲结婚。”

　　关于圣诞节英文笑话三：

　　"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."

　　“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点：往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”

　　"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.

　　“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。

　　"The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."

　　“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”