英语幽默笑话故事3则

　　

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1.He Won

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　译：他赢了

　　汤姆:约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?

　　约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

　　汤姆:真糟糕，怎么回事儿?

　　约翰尼:我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

　　

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2.I've Just Bitten My Tongue

　　"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

　　"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

　　"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

　　译：我刚咬破自己的舌头

　　“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

　　“是的.，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”

　　“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

　　

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3."Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

　　"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."

　　译：“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”

　　“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”