小学生英语笑话短文

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　　小学生短文(一)

　　Could You Hurry It up a little?

　　你能不能快一点?

　　A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt.

　　一对夫妇正在清理阁楼，这时先生发现一张过期很久的旧收据。

　　"Hey, Nancy, look at this.

　　“嘿，南茜，你过来看看这个。

　　It's a receipt for a pair of shoes I left to be repaired and never picked up.

　　这张是以前皮鞋送修的收据，我忘了去拿回来。

　　It's eleven years old."

　　足足有十一年之久了!”

　　"You know, that shoe repair shop is still there," replied the wife.

　　“那间鞋店不是还在那里吗?”妻子回答。

　　"Why don't you just drop in there and hand him the receipt as if it were nothing unusual."

　　“为什么不跑一趟，把收据交给他，就当作没事发生一样?"

　　And that is what the husband did.

　　先生去了那家鞋店。

　　Quietly the cobbler went to the back of his shop and poked around a bit,came back to thecounter and said "They'll be ready next Tuesday. "

　　鞋匠静静地走到后头，东翻西翻了一会儿之后，回到柜台说道：“下星期二才能修好!”

　　小学生英语笑话短文(二)

　　A Precocious Child

　　一个早熟的小孩

　　When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home,

　　当挨家挨户兜售东西的推销员按了一幢郊区房子的`门铃后，

　　he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door smoking a big cigar.

　　他吓了一跳，开门的竟是一位嘴里叼着一根大雪茄的十岁男孩。

　　The salesman could only stammer out, "Er, is your mother at home?"

　　推销员结结巴巴地问道，“哦，你妈妈在家吗?”

　　Answered the boy, "What do you think?"

　　小男孩回答说，"你认为呢?"

　　小学生英语笑话短文(三)

　　Don't Get Caught!

　　不要被逮着了!

　　Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd hadany luck.

　　在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。

　　"No,nothing today,but you should see me yesterday. I caught fourteen bass in the morning andanother twelve in the afternoon!"

　　“今天什么也没有，不过你应该昨天来见我才是。昨天早上我钓了十四尾鲈鱼，下午钓了十二尾呢!

　　"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"

　　“哦，那相当不错嘛，你知道我是谁吗?”

　　"No."

　　“不知道。”

　　"I happen to be the game warden."

　　“我恰巧就是监视狩猎的管理员。”

　　"Oh.And do you know who I am? I'm the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on."

　　“哦，那你又知道我是谁吗?我是你所发现最会说谎话的人。”