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多看可以帮助我们提高英文阅读能力的哦，下面一起来看看带翻译的英语笑话，希望你喜欢。 ameimeng1.Are you kidding me?你豁老子哦?
2.Dude.哥佬倌
3.Long time no see.死哪儿切 了喃?那么久没qio到你了。
4.What?啥子喃?
5.Don"t worry。虚啥子啊虚。
6.What do you want?你要爪子嘛?
7.I can not hold no longer.老子遭不住了。
8.Stupid.瓜娃子。
9.She"s my girlfriend;wife.她是我老妞儿。 10.You are welcome.莫来头;说这些。 11.That"s awesome.简直巴适的板。 12.I have no idea.晓求不得。 13.A little.就那么滴滴儿。 14.I am sure.我呸死了。打包票。 15.What happened?啥子情况啥子情况? 16.It doesn"t make sense. 球名堂莫得。 17.It"s none of your business.管你娃球事啊? 18.What a hell? 浪么子搞起在勒。 19.Are you sure.儿豁?? 20.Are u out of ur mind?你吃醉了所? 21.Rock paper scissors. 石千儿 。 22.I dont care.管我屁事啊。 23.Kick your ass. 给你娃儿两脚头哦。 24.Dark black。黢嘛黑 。 25.See you.空了吹。 26.Let"s go.撤飘。 27.Shut up.闹啥子。 28.Asshole.斯娃子 29.You wanna piece of me.老子给你打燃火。 30.Enjoy!敞欢。 31.I got no money.老子分儿都 不分儿了 Silly Doctor 蠢医生 A man went to see his doctor 有一名男子去看他的医生， because he was suffering from a miserable cold. 因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。 His doctor prescribed some pills, 他的医生开了一些药丸 ， but they didn't help. 但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。 On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, 他笫二次去的时候，医生给他打针， but that didn't do any good. 但是那也没什么效。 On his third visit the doctor told the man, 他第三次去的时候 ，医生告诉这名男子： "Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft." “回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韵窗户都打开，然后站在通风处。” "But doc,"protested the patient, 这名病人抗议说：“但是医生， "if I do that,I'll get pneumonia." 如果我那么做的话，我就会得到肺炎呀。” "I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia." 医生说：“我知道啦，别担心啦，我会治疗肺炎啦。” 英语笑话：Heart Transplant 心脏移植2 A man needing a heart transplant is told by hisdoctor that the only heart available is that of asheep . 有一名需要心脏移植的男子被他的医生告知，唯一可用的.心脏就是一只羊的心脏。 The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. 这名男子最后同意了，医生就将羊鹃心脏移植到这名男子身上。 A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup. 就在手术后几天，这名男子前来接受身体检查。 The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" 医生问他：“你现在感觉怎么样呀?” The man replies"Not B-A-A-A-A-D!" 这名男子回答说：“还不错、错、错、错、错。” 英语笑话：Broken Finger 断指 A young woman went to her doctor complaining ofpain . 有名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。 "Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor. 医生问她：“你哪里痛?” "You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman, 女子说：“你一定要帮帮我，我全身痛。” "What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific." 医生问说：“什么意思呀，全身?讲更明确一点吧” The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled, 这名女子用她的指碰触右膝，痛得直叫; "Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled, “哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊，又痛得直叫： "Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe , “哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰触右耳垂，她哭喊说： "Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried. “哎呀，连那里也好痛呀。” The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a brokenfinger." 医生体贴地替她检查了一会儿，然后把诊断结果告诉她：“你的手指断了啦。”