One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪……… Girl: Father, I have sinned. 女孩：神父，我有罪。 Preacher: What did you do, little girl? 神父：孩子，你犯了什麽罪呢？ Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch." 女孩：昨天，我骂了某个男人一句：「你这个狗娘养的！」 Preacher: Why? What did he do to you? 神父：为什麽？他对你做了什麽吗？ Girl: He touched my breast. 女孩：他……他摸我的胸部。 Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.) 神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部） Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes. 女孩：（因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的。 Preacher: That's no reason to call him that. 神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊。 Girl: But he also took off my cloth. 女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉…… Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.) 神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服） Girl: Yes, that's what he did. 女孩：是的，是这样子没错。 Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that. 神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊。 Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what... 女孩：然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面…… Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what) 神父：（奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了） Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did... 女孩：（数分钟後）喔……是的……就是这样子……… Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a... 神父：我亲爱的孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」 Girl: But he had AIDS!! 女孩：但是他有 AIDS 呀!! Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! 神父：那个狗娘养的!!!