简短的英语小笑话
简短的英语一: Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. 简短的.英语小笑话二: "Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?" "no, sir, we close at nine o'clock." 简短的英语小笑话三: A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills." The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."类似笑话
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