双语笑话：My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised(擦伤) two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail. 老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了? 凯温：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。 老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀? 凯温：噢，砸的`不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。 ps: 新做一个网站：名言佳句： https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。