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英语笑话幽默段子
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2021-10-26 01:00:00

英语笑话幽默段子

  笑一笑,十年少,多笑笑有利于自己的身心健康,今天我们就一起来看看幽默段子吧!

  英语笑话幽默段子(一)

  A Duel

  Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

  It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

  "Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."

  "I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"

  决斗

  小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。

  显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。”

  “嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”

  “我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”

  英语笑话幽默段子(二)

  The Tiger is Coming!

  When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on.

  The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

  老虎来了

  两个男人正在穿过丛林,突然,一只老虎出现在远处,向他们冲来。当中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”跑鞋,开始穿上。

  另一个人惊奇地看着他说,“你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗?” 他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得过它,我只要跑得比你快就行了。

  英语笑话幽默段子(三)

  Friend for Dinner

  Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

  What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!

  I know all that.

  Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

  Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

  请朋友吃饭

  “亲爱的,”丈夫对妻子说:“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”

  “什么?你疯了吗?我们的房子乱糟糟的,我很久没有买过东西回来了,所有的碗碟都是脏的`,还有,我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”

  “这些我全都知道。”

  “那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭?”

  “因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”

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