最新英文笑话 带翻译

　　roast pig

　　A gentleman was invited for dinner.

　　When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig."

　　But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him.

　　He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."

 

　　烤乳猪

　　一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的'说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。”

　　新年先送上一份大餐，给各位拜个晚年