搞笑的英语笑话故事带翻译

　　下面是yjbys小编收集整理的搞笑的英语，带翻译的哦，不怕看不懂!

　　Made in Japan!

　　一位来自日本的`旅客，坐出租车去机场的路上，看到一辆汽车经过，就说：“oh，TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一辆经过，他又说： “oh，NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司机有点不高兴，觉得他太吵了!当第三辆经过时，他还是说：“oh，HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”

　　后来到了机场，那个日本人就问：“How Much?”出租车司机说：“1000!”

　　日本人惊奇的问司机：“为什么那么贵?”出租车司机回答说：“oh，mileometer(计 程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”

　　I you she

　　Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.

　　彼得是个聪明的孩子。在学校的第一天，他学了三个词：我，你，她。老师教他如何用这三个词造句子。老师说：我，我是你的老师;(然后指着一个女孩)她，她是你的同学;你，你是我的学生。

　　When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student. His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　彼得回到家里，爸爸问他学了什么。彼得马上说：我，我是你的老师;(然后指着他的妈妈)她，她是你的同学;你，你是我的学生。他的爸爸听了非常生气，说：我，我是你的爸爸;(然后指着他的妻子)她，她是你的妈妈;你，你是我的儿子。

　　The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　第二天，老师问彼得是否用心学那三个词了。是的，彼得自豪地说，我，我是你的爸爸;(然后指着一个女孩)她，她是你的妈妈;你，你是我的儿子。