英文笑话小故事搞笑

　　经常讲一些笑话，不仅能给自己到来快乐，还能感染他人，这里小编收集整理了英文笑话小故事搞笑，一起来看看吧!

　　英文笑话小故事搞笑(一)

　　纹身

　　A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters，he wrote，"I'm going to have a Navy battle-ship tattooed on my chest.”

　　二战中，汤姆和我刚结婚几个月，他就被派到珍珠港。在他早期的一封信中，他写道:“我想把海军战舰纹刻在胸前。”

　　Instead of pleading, I answered simply,“Send me a pitcture of your tattoo，and I'll have a duplicate put on my chest. "

　　我没有劝阻，只是简单地回了信:“给我寄一张你纹旁的照片来，然后我也在我的胸前仿纹一个。”

　　We have been married for 51 years. Neither of us has a tattoo.

　　我们现在已结婚51年了，谁也没纹过身。

　　英文笑话小故事搞笑(二)

　　挑战

　　A woman found a note on the coffee-shop menu:"We will pay you$10 if you order a sandwich we can't make.”She ordered an elephant-ear sandwich. After several minutes，the waitress returned and said，”Here's your $ 10,ma'am. We can't make that sandwich."

　　一位妇女在一家咖啡厅的菜单上看到这样一句话:“如果您点了一个我们没有的三明治，我们将送您十美元。”于是，她点了一个大家耳朵三明治。过了几分钟，服务员回来了，对

　　她说:“这是给您的十美元，太太.我们做不了您要的三明冶。”

　　“I'm not surprised," answered the woman.“Where would you ever get elephant ears?"

　　“我不会吃惊的，”那位妇女说:“你们哪儿能搞到大象的耳朵呀?”

　　"Oh，it's not the ears,"said the waitress.”We're out of those big buns,"

　　“不是大象耳朵的事，”服务员说:“我们把用来夹它的大面包用光了。”

　　英文笑话小故事搞笑(三)

　　In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

　　一个人在超市里推着购物车，一个小孩子在车里不停的大吵大叫。推车的`男人一直温柔地念叨着：”别激动，阿尔伯特，别嚷出来，阿尔伯特，别叫，阿尔伯特，冷静，阿尔伯特。"

　　A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."

　　站在他旁边的一位女士对他说道：“您能这样安慰您的儿子阿尔伯特真的让我们感到很不容易。”

　　The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

　　男人看着那位女士说：“太太，我是阿尔伯特。

　　英文笑话小故事搞笑(四)

　　Two ladies were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,

　　两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生活，一个说道：

　　"Seems like all Alfred and I do is fight. I've been so upset that I've lost 20 pounds."

　　”好像在我和阿尔弗雷德之间就只有争吵了，搞得我心烦意乱，为此我已经瘦了20磅了。“

　　"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.

　　”那你为什么不干脆离开他啊?“她朋友问道。

　　"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first."

　　”嗯!还不可以。“第一个女人回答，”我想先再瘦15磅再说。