有趣的英语笑话短文带翻译

　　有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是分享快乐，也许，快乐就是这么简単。下面小编为你带来有趣的短文带翻译，希望你会喜欢。

　　有趣的英语笑话短文带翻译一

　　Kid's Perspective

　　孩子的视角

　　On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today?"

　　在上学第一天回家的路上，父亲问儿子，“你今天在学校做了什么?”

　　The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing".

　　小男孩耸耸肩说:“没什么。”

　　Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?"

　　为了把儿了引到谈话中来，父亲继续着话题，说道:“那么，你学习了任何数字、字母或者也许什么特定的颜色吗7”

　　The perplexed child looked at his father and said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school when you were a little boy?"

　　困惑的孩子看着父亲说:“爸爸，难道你是一个小男孩的时候没有上过学吗?”

　　有趣的英语笑话短文带翻译二

　　Imitation 模仿

　　A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.

　　Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.

　　That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it.

　　一个男孩放学回家时，觉得肚子痛。来，坐下，吃点点心，妈妈说，你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。

　　一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，说是头痛。

　　你头痛是因为你的`脑袋是空的，他那聪明的儿子说，里面装点东西，就会好的。

　　有趣的英语笑话短文带翻译三

　　I can't Cook It 我没法煮它

　　It's sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. "Great! Oh, it's so heavy!" Miss Cat says happily.

　　The fish is plucked out of the river. "Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!" She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.

　　At the time Mr. Horse goes by and sees it. "What do you set it free?" He asks. "Because my pot is too small. I can't cook it," Miss Cat says.

　　这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。突然鱼竿动了动。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”猫小姐高兴地喊着。

　　鱼被拉出来了。“啊!一条大鱼!这条大鱼可真大呀!”她欢呼道。但是她却把鱼放回河里，又继续钓鱼。

　　这时候马先生路过，看见这一切，就问她：“为什么你把鱼放了?” “因为我的锅太小。我没办法烧这么大的鱼。”猫小姐回答说。

　　有趣的英语笑话短文带翻译四

　　The Thinker

　　《思想者》

　　Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.

　　两个男孩正在欣赏罗丹的著名雕塑《思想者》。

　　"What do you suppose he's thinking about?"asked one.

　　“你猜他在想什么”其中一个问道。

　　"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes." replied the other.

　　“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了，”另一个回答说。