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　　吉米跑进客厅说：“爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫!”他的父亲懒洋洋得说：“没关系，吉米，黑猫是幸运猫呢。”“它的确很幸运：(因为)它刚把你的晚饭给吃了。”更多尽在应届毕业生笑话网。

　　不老练的店员--双语

　　A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.

　　一个胖女人走进服装店。“我想看一件适合我穿的'衣服，”她告诉店员说。

　　"So would I," said the tactless clerk.

　　“我也是。”不太老练的店员说道。

 

　　幸运的大黑猫--双语幽默笑话

　　"Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room."

　　吉米跑进客厅说：“爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫!”

　　"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."

　　他的父亲懒洋洋得说：“没关系，吉米，黑猫是幸运猫呢。”

　　"This one is, he's just had your dinner!"

　　“它的确很幸运：(因为)它刚把你的晚饭给吃了。”

 

　　对衣服样式很挑剔的妻子--双语幽默笑话

　　Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.

　　法官：我真不明白你为什么连续三天夜里闯入同一家商店呢?

　　Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.

　　犯人：噢，阁下，我为我妻子挑选了一件衣服，因为她总是不喜欢衣服的样式，所以,我才不得不去换了两次。