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吉米跑进客厅说：“爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫!”他的父亲懒洋洋得说：“没关系，吉米，黑猫是幸运猫呢。”“它的确很幸运：(因为)它刚把你的晚饭给吃了。”更多尽在应届毕业生笑话网。 不老练的店员--双语 A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk. 一个胖女人走进服装店。“我想看一件适合我穿的'衣服，”她告诉店员说。 "So would I," said the tactless clerk. “我也是。”不太老练的店员说道。 幸运的大黑猫--双语幽默笑话 "Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room." 吉米跑进客厅说：“爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫!” "Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky." 他的父亲懒洋洋得说：“没关系，吉米，黑猫是幸运猫呢。” "This one is, he's just had your dinner!" “它的确很幸运：(因为)它刚把你的晚饭给吃了。” 对衣服样式很挑剔的妻子--双语幽默笑话 Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row. 法官：我真不明白你为什么连续三天夜里闯入同一家商店呢? Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style. 犯人：噢，阁下，我为我妻子挑选了一件衣服，因为她总是不喜欢衣服的样式，所以,我才不得不去换了两次。 ps: 新做一个网站：名言佳句： https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。