笑话的英语故事大全

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　　笑话的英语故事大全1

　　The Right LegProctor(exceedingly angry)：“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?” Soph.(meekly)：“The right leg，sir.”

　　学监(非常生气)：“现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔进这蛙池里，浑身湿透?那么你在这不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”二年级学生(恭顺地)：“右腿，先生。”

　　笑话的英语故事大全2

　　A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.

　　"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."

　　"But how did that make you sure?"

　　"Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."

　　一个年轻人昏死了过去，但是当他的朋友们要掩埋他的时候却又苏醒过来。他的`一个朋友问他死的感觉是怎样的。

　　“死!”他喊道“我并没有死，我知道我没死，因为我的脚是凉的，而我又很饿。”

　　“你怎么能肯定你没死?”

　　“当然哪，我知道如果我上了天堂，我就不会觉得饿;如果我下到地狱，那我的脚就不会是凉的了。”

　　笑话的英语故事大全3

　　An Axe to Grind

　　A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.

　　Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."

　　But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.

　　Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.

　　"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.

　　"I got it at a tree lot."

　　"Then why did you bring an axe?"

　　"Because I didn't want to pay."

　　一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树

　　小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同样的回答“我可不想为一棵树付钱。”(这个爸爸肯定不是基督教徒，而且还非常抠门)

　　但是小男孩不放弃的一直祈求，终于有一天，他爸被他的哀求折磨得受不了，他拿起一把斧子，直接冲出了门。

　　30分钟后，他爸爸带着一棵超大的圣诞树回到了加。他儿子问：“你怎么会砍得那么快?”

　　他爸爸回答到：“我不是砍的”

　　“我是从一个圣诞树销售中心拿的”

　　“那你为什么还要带把斧子去呢?”

　　“因为我不想付钱”(敢情这爸爸勒索啊)