幽默的英语笑话

　　Always Thirsty 总感到口渴

　　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

　　"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

　　“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”

　　"No, but I am always thirsty!"

　　“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

　　Two Birds 两只鸟

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老师：请说说看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。