有意思的幽默英语笑话

　　How old are you?

　　英语老师问一个学生，“How are you是什么意思”

　　学生想how是怎么，you 是你，于是回答“怎么是你?”

　　老师生气又问另一个同学：“How old are you ?是什么意思?”

　　这个同学想了想说：“怎么老是你。”

　　不差钱

　　Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.

　　"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."

　　"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"

　　"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."

　　中文翻译：

　　一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。

　　"大夫!"他说，"帮帮我!一个月前我吞了一分硬币!"

　　"天哪，"大夫说，"早干嘛去了?你当时怎么不来看?"

　　"实话告诉您吧，大夫，"穷人说，"我当时还不缺钱!"