令人喷饭的英语笑话故事
爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，那么你喜欢笑么?这里小编收集整理了好些搞笑的令人喷饭的英语，一起来看看吧!说不定能点中你的笑血哦!
令人喷饭的故事一：
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。
Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam.You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"
To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"
一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。
已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她：“你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!”
但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说：“我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看!”
令人喷饭的英语笑话故事二：The frog青蛙
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich.
He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.”
青蛙
老师正在给学生上生物课：现在，我将要给你们看我袋子里的.这只青蛙。接着，他把手伸进口袋，却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一会儿，说道：真奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。
令人喷饭的英语笑话故事三：What do I get? 我能得到什么?
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿?
Tommy: Quarters.
汤米：四块。
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢?
Tommy: Hamburger.
汤米：汉堡。
令人喷饭的英语笑话故事四：飞机螺旋桨的用处 The purpose of the propeller
A: "What's the purpose of the propeller?"
B: "To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!"
A：飞机的螺旋桨有什么用?
B：为了保持飞行员凉爽。不信的话，只要停止螺旋桨转动看看飞行员会不会满头大汗。
令人喷饭的英语笑话故事五：猫和老鼠 Cat and Mice
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
" What's in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."
"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.
猫和老鼠
布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么?”朋友问道。“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。