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　　关于英文爆笑笑话：Go Barefoot 光着脚去1

　　In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.

　　Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear.

　　When doorbell rang I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: Go barefoot.

　　中学的时候，我对自己的高度非常敏感。

　　一次，一位救生员约我出去。事实上，我从未和他并肩站过，因而不知道他到底有多高。因此约会那晚，我拿出两双鞋，一双高跟，一双平跟。我安排哥哥去开门，让他和救生员比比高度，再上楼告诉我应穿哪双鞋。

　　门铃响了，我在楼上等着。哥哥跑上楼告诉了我一个不幸的.消息：你可以光着脚去约会。

　　关于英文爆笑笑话：Impudent Questions 无礼的问题2

　　A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic(贵族的) lady to a group of little East-Siders.

　　The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her plum-cake on a velvet(天鹅绒的) lawn under a white-blooming cherry tree, said to her hostess:

　　Does your husband drink?

　　Why-er-no, not to excess, was the astonished reply.

　　How much does he make?

　　He doesn't work, said the lady. He is a capitalist.

　　You keep out of debt, I hope?

　　Of course, child. What on earth do you mean by all these impudent(无耻的) questions?

　　Impudent? said the little girl. Why, Ma'am, Mother told me to be sure and behave like a lady, and when ladies call at our rooms they always question Mother like that.

　　一个住在城东贫民区的小女孩获得邀请，参加一位贵妇人为城东贫民区的孩子们举行的花园晚会。

　　在一棵开满了白色小花儿的樱桃树下，小女孩坐在柔软的草地上，一边品尝着她的茶和梅子蛋糕，一边对贵妇人说：你的丈夫酗酒吗? 呃，呃，不，他喝得不多。夫人一脸惊诧。

　　他挣多少钱?

　　他不工作，夫人回答说，他是个资本家。

　　我希望你们没有负债吧?

　　当然没有，孩子。你问这么些无礼的问题到底是想说什么呢?

　　无礼?小女孩说，怎么会呢，夫人?妈妈要我的举止一定要象夫人们一样，当她们到我们家做客的时候，她们总是那样问我妈妈的。