校园英语笑话
无厘头笑话，故意将一些毫无联系的'事物现象等进行莫名其妙组合串联或歪曲，以达到搞笑或讽刺目的的方式。下面带来校园，一起去看看吧!
校园英语笑话【
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
校园英语笑话【
2】
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
校园英语笑话【
3】
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
校园英语笑话【
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O