少儿英语笑话故事
孩子可以在趣味中学习英语，比如可以为孩子讲一下英语，本文是小编为大家收集整理的少儿故事，欢迎参考借鉴。
少儿英语笑话故事一
The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
小女孩坐在祖父的膝上读故事。她时不时的从书上转移视线抬起头来碰到他褶皱的脸。随后她摸摸自己的脸颊又回去摸摸祖父的。
Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"
最后她问：“爷爷，是上帝创造的你吗？”
"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
“是啊，甜心。”他回答道：“上帝很久前创造出了我。”
"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"
“喔。”她回答。接着又问道：“爷爷，上帝也创造了我吗？”
"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."
“是啊，当然了宝贝。”他向她保证：“上帝只是不久前创造的你。”
"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"
“喔。”她回答。又分别感受了两人的脸颊，边观察边说：“上帝的技术越来越好了，是不？”
少儿英语笑话故事二
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: "I pray for a bicycle. I pray for a new toy."
两个小男孩在祖父母家过夜。睡觉的时候，两个小男孩跪在床边开始祈祷，这时小一些的`孩子扯开嗓子大声喊道：“我祈求得到一辆自行车。我祈求有一个新玩具。”
His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
他的哥哥靠过来，用肘轻碰他说：“你为什么这么大声喊叫呢？上帝又不是聋子。”
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
弟弟回答说：“是的，但是奶奶听不到呀！”
少儿英语笑话故事三
Mark’s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s the matter?”
Mark says, “There is something wrong with my cup.”
Susan says, “Don’t worry. I can repair it.”
Mark feels surprised and asks, “Repair? You can repair it? You?”
“Yes. Believe me! Where is it?” Susan answers.
“Here. My cup is broken. Are you sure you can repair it?” Mark takes out his cuo.
马克最喜欢的杯子了，他很不开心。苏珊看见了就问他：“你看上去不太开心。怎么了？”
苏珊说：“别担心。我会补好它的。”
马克听了感到奇怪，就问她：“补？你会补？真的吗？”
“没错。相信我。在哪里呢？”苏珊说。
“这儿。我的cup破了。你确信补好它吗？”马克拿出了杯子。
“cup？ 你以为是cap.”苏珊说道。说完他俩都笑了。