逗笑开怀英语笑话

　　笑话能愉悦我们的心情，今天我们就一起来看看逗笑开怀吧!

　　逗笑开怀英语笑话(一)

　　某男，粗通英文，至使馆，有表要填，有一栏是sex。

　　该男思之久已，毅然下笔：“Once a week“。

　　签证官观后暴笑，曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.“

　　该男顿时赧颜，思之，填下“female“，官楞之，曰：“shouldn’t it be male?“

　　男急释曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”

　　逗笑开怀英语笑话(二)

　　The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"

　　女生宿舍将全面禁止男生进入，男生宿舍也同样不得女生光临。

　　"不论是谁，一旦违规，初犯将被罚款20美元。再犯要被罚款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罚款。还有什么疑问么?"

　　这时人群中一个男同学问道，"那么一个季度通行证需要多少钱?"

　　逗笑开怀英语笑话(三)

　　They are liberated

　　My husband, a brawny-looking man, had injured his back andcould barely walk. On the way to doctor, we stopped for gas at aself-serve station dragged my eight-months-pregnant form out frombehind the steering wheel and began pumping.

　　Two men nearby looked at my husband, who was resting in thecar, and then glanced at me. “Well,” I heard one say to the other,“They are liberated, you know.”

　　——Ellen McQuarrie (Laveen, Ariz.)

　　她们被解放了

　　我丈夫看起来是个很强壮的`男人，他的背部受了伤，几乎不能走路。在去看医生的路上，我们在自助站加油，我拖着八个月大的身孕从方向盘后面出来，开始加油。

　　附近有两个男人看着当时正在车里休息的我丈夫，然后看了我一眼。“哎，”我听见一个对另一个说，“你知道，她们被解放了。”

　　——爱伦. 迈考利(Laveen ，亚利桑那州)