无厘头英语笑话集锦

　　看多些笑话，有助于让我们放松身心，过得更快乐，今天我们就一起来看看无厘头集锦吧!

　　无厘头英语笑话集锦(一)

　　Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?老师：汤姆!约翰!你俩今天为什么迟到了!

　　Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.汤姆：老师，我一直在找我丢失的一美元硬币。

　　Teachear: John, what about you?老师：那么你呢，约翰?

　　John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.约翰：老师，我不能动啊，我把他的`硬币藏脚底下了。

　　无厘头英语笑话集锦(二)

　　Teacher: Where does God live?老师：上帝住哪儿?

　　Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.学生：我想他应该住我家浴室。

　　Teacher: Why do you say that?老师：为什么这么说?

　　Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"学生：因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大门喊：“上帝啊，你怎么还在里面?”

　　无厘头英语笑话集锦(三)

　　Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?老师：为什么说鹰的视力很好?

　　Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.学生：因为我从没见过哪只鹰戴眼镜。