捧腹大笑的英语笑话

　　A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(欢庆的) charity event was taking place.

　　Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

　　"Great idea!" the chicken cried."Let's offer hem ham and eggs?"

　　"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

 

　　一只猪和一只鸡路过一所教堂，那里有一场盛大慈善活动正在进行着。

　　在精神上收到触动的猪向小鸡提出建议：他们每个人作出点自己的.贡献。

　　“好主意!”鸡尖叫道，“让我们给腿和鸡蛋吧?”

　　“着什么急”猪不耐烦地说，“对你来说，是一个贡献，对我来说，这是一个完全的献身。”