儿童英语笑话精选三则

　　精选的三则儿童 天真无邪

　　Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?

　　Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I turned in a blank sheet of paper.

　　妈妈：约翰尼，你今天放学以后为什么被留下了?

　　约翰尼：老师叫我们写一篇题为《懒惰的结果》的，我交了一张白卷。

　　Son: Is ink so very expensive, father?

　　Father: Why, son, what makes you think so?

　　Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on the carpet.

　　儿子：爸爸，墨水很贵吗?

　　父亲：不贵呀，你为什么这么想?

　　儿子：哦，我把墨水洒了一点在地毯上，妈妈好象挺着急的。

　　The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(愤怒的) as he read,

　　"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quakinglad(少年，小伙子).

　　"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."

　　父亲在看他那满怀希望的儿子带回来的`学校成绩单。他边看边露出愤怒的表情：

　　“英语，差;法语，差;数学，中。”他厌恶地瞥了在发抖的儿子一眼。

　　“爸爸，”儿子说，“可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗?”他指了指下一行：“健康状况，优。”