英语幽默笑话 翻译

　　英语 翻译一：

　　THREE PEOPLE A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."

　　有一个人参观墓地时见到一块墓碑上写着：“在这里安息的.是约翰凯利，一个律师，一个诚实的人。”“这是怎么回事!”他叫了起来。“他们在一个坟墓了埋了三个人。”

　　英语幽默笑话 翻译二：

　　TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

　　护士：手术后你感觉怎样? 病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。 护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。

　　英语幽默笑话 翻译三：

　　AN ANGRY WIFE'S PRAYER A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. "I pray to God that you are speaking the truth", his wife says. "May God strike me dead if I am lying." "Then I pray to God that you are lying", his wife said hopefully.

　　一个男人因嗜赌而经常回家很晚，为此他妻子从没停止过骂他。一次他因工作很晚回到家后，他妻子指责他又去赌博了，可他发誓说这次是因为工作。"我祈祷上帝你说的是实话，"妻子说。 "如果我说谎上帝便赐我于死。" "那我祈祷上帝你是在说谎。"他妻子充满希望地说。