初一英语笑话短文

　　Lawyers

　　A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".

　　律师

　　一喝醉了的人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师?". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一个无赖" 。

　　All Expect The Music

　　A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music，so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.To make the occasion even more memorable，she treated everybody to lemonade，cake，chocolates and ices.

　　Just as the party was getting back into their coach，she said to little Sally，“Have you enjoyed yourself today?”

　　"Oh，yes，miss”said Sally，“It was lovely.All expect the music，that is.”

　　除了音乐都好

　　一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点经典的`古典音乐，就安排了一场下午的音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水，吃蛋糕、巧克力和冰激凌。

　　在回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨利:“你今天玩得好吗?”

　　“噢，好极了，老师，”萨利说，“除了音乐其他都好。”

　　Make your fortune

　　"How did you make your fortune?"

　　"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

　　"How did that help?"

　　"Now he has the experience and I the money."

　　计划你的将来

　　“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”

　　“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”

　　“那有什么用?”

　　“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”