国际会议上，一个中文翻译官上台工作，他说：“Ladies and Gentlemen，I have two news to tell you. The good news is we have a Chinese translation device here, the bad news is I forgot to bring it.”（女士们先生们，我有两个消息要告诉大家。好消息是我们这里有一个中文翻译设备，坏消息是我忘记带来了。）