日常逗趣英语笑话

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　　日常逗趣英语笑话(一)

　　The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian accidents, the USAF commander decided to reduce the speed limit to three m.p.h.

　　Shortly after the new limit was posted, an MP sergeant issued a speeding citation to a jeep driver for going five m.p.h. I was curious to know how the MP had determined the jeep's speed so exactly. "I was jogging to get to the PX before it closed," he explained, "and as I passed the jeep, I noticed that the speedometer read five m.p.h."

　　我作为美国空军人员分遣部队的一员驻扎在英国皇家空军某某地，那里有一条狭窄的马路蜿蜒穿过拥挤的.居民区。因为多次出现汽车撞伤行人一类不甚严重的车祸，美国空军司令员决定将车速限制在每小时三英里。

　　新的车速限制公布后不久，一名骑警中士因一名吉普车司机开车时速达五英里而给他开了一张超速传票。

　　我很想知道骑警是怎样如此精确地知道那辆吉普车的速度的。“我遛达着要在邮局关门之前到达那里，”他解释道：“当我超过吉普车时，我注意到计速器指向了每小时五英里。

　　日常逗趣英语笑话(二)

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. 维尔和比尔在争吵，谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。

　　Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ?

　　维尔说：“你知道太平洋吗?

　　My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

　　那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”

　　Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing.

　　比尔不屑地说：“那没什么。

　　You know the Dead Sea ?

　　你知道死海吗?

　　My father's the one who killed it!"

　　那是我爸爸打死的。”

　　日常逗趣英语笑话(三)

　　Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。

　　"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client.

　　“我总能听到一些好消息吧，”当事人叹了口气说，

　　"What's it?"

　　“是什么好消息?”

　　"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."

　　“你妻子没有要求将你未来的继承财产也划入裁决的范围。”

　　"And the bad news?"

　　“那么坏消息呢?”

　　"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."

　　“离婚以后，她将与你父亲结婚。”