简单的英文笑话

　　简单的英文笑话一：

　　Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?

　　简单的英文笑话二：

　　We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him?Well, I don't know. Does he bite?That's what I want to find out.

　　简单的英文笑话三：

　　Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.Walter: What was it?Teacher: Eggs.Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.