喜欢讲笑话英语

　　喜欢讲笑话英语一：

　　A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.　　"Yes, sir," replied the driver. 　　"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?" 　　"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.

　　喜欢讲笑话英语二：

　　Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.　　A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. 　　"Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends. 　　"In that case, " warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!" 　　"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.

　　喜欢讲笑话英语三：

　　The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish.　　One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?" 　　The wife said, "You may select the dish today." 　　The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?" 　　"Cabbage." 　　"The others?" 　　"None." 　　"Then how to select?" 　　"Eat or not eat!" the wife said.