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精彩英语笑话带翻译

精彩 笑话 | 更新于: 2024-11-29 01:00:00

精彩英语笑话带翻译

  Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?这则好笑吗?你还看过哪些爆笑的英语笑话呢?今天我们就一起来看看精彩英语笑话带翻译吧!

  精彩英语笑话带翻译(一)

  After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

  晚饭后,父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将,这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来,便对正在看电视的儿子说道:“宝贝,去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿,儿子回来说:“妈,厨房里太黑了,我根本就看不见。”

  精彩英语笑话带翻译(二)

  "Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

  "Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

  "But has he finished his own cake?"

  "Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

  "汤姆,你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"

  "没事儿,妈妈," 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的`蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"

  "他已经吃完自己的了么?"

  "是的。" "我帮他吃完时,他也哭了。"

  精彩英语笑话带翻译(三)

  Midway Tactics

  Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

  The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

  The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

  The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

  三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条林荫道上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。

  右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌,上书:“大减价!”“特便宜!”

  左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌,声称:“大砍价!”“大折扣!”

  中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌,上面只简单地写着:“入口处”。

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