冷笑话英语

　　冷笑话英语一：

　　What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak. “Mary， you ought to have married a better man.” “John， I did.”

　　冷笑话英语二：

　　A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case：“Dear Miss Smith， perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night， and I do not now recall whether you said yes，or no.” “Dear George， I remember I said‘no’ to someone last night， but I had forgotten who it was.”

　　冷笑话英语三：

　　Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke，when Aunt Rebecca looked up from her knitting and said：“Silas，do you know that Sunday next will be the thirtieth anniversary of our wedding?” “I swan，”said Silas，“is that so，and what about it?” “Oh，nothing，”said Aunt Rebecca，“only thought may be we ought to kill them two Rhode Island Red chickens.” “But，Rebecca，”said Uncle Silas，“how can you blame them two Rhode Island Red chickens for what happened thirty years ago?”