经典英语笑话大全

　　经典大全一：

　　A woman got a dent(凹痕) in her car and took it in to the repair shop.The repairman decided to have a wee bit(一点，少许) of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe(排气管) until the dent popped itself out.After 15 minutes of this, a lady - one of the woman's friends came over and asked what she was doing."I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working.""Duh you have to roll up the windows first!"

　　经典英语笑话大全二：

　　A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?""Oh, just your name on this report card!"

　　一个小女孩回家以后问爸爸说：“您可以在黑暗中写字吗?”爸爸回答：“应该可以。你要我写什么?”“喔，只要在这张成绩单上签名就行了!”

　　经典英语笑话大全三：

　　Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.Father: What's that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

　　爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀?杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。