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2023-09-11 01:00:00

英语快餐小笑话

  笑话具有篇幅短小,故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象,具有讽刺性和娱乐性。其趣味有高下之分。下面小编给大家带来英语快餐,欢迎大家阅读。

  英语快餐小笑话篇一:

  A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

  The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer."

  The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

  一男子去酒吧,点了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。当他环视酒吧时,发现一只猴子荡下来,在他阻止之前,偷走了啤酒。

  该男子问酒吧招待,这只猴子是谁的。服务员回答说是钢琴手的。男子走到钢琴手面前问:“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”

  钢琴手回答说:“没有,但是如果你能哼唱,我会为你演奏的。”

  英语快餐小笑话篇二:

  The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.

  "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.

  "Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean.

  "No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it.

  农校的招生办主任在面试一个上线的.学生,“你为何要选择这个职业?”他问。 “我梦想以经营农场来赚一百万元,就像我父亲一样。”这个学生回答说。 “你父亲经营农场赚了一百万元?”主任惊诧地问道。

  “没有,”这位申请人回答道,“他总是梦想着赚到这个数目。”

  英语快餐小笑话篇三:

  On a trip to Disney World

  in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.

  As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey."

  Our daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."

  My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Goodbye, Money."

  迪斯尼之旅 弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游,我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后,我们要回家了。

  当我们驱车离开时,儿子挥手说:“再见,美奇。”

  女儿挥着手说,“再见,美妮。”

  丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手,说道:“再见,美元。”


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