He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."He tells you that he has never told a lie.A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."His Law Firm is "Dewey, Cheathm & How!"He asks the Judge, "How is your wife and my kids?"A prison guard is shaving your head.