爆笑圣诞节英语笑话
爆笑圣诞节一： Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccablehousekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub." 不速之客就在路上，我妈妈，一个完美的家庭主妇，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配给我爸和我哥哥的.任务是打扫供客人使用的浴室。一会儿之后，当她去检查的时候，她吃惊了，曾经一度杂乱的房间瞬间就被打扫干净了。接着她看到浴帘上有一张纸条，纸条上写着：“谢谢你没往浴缸里看。” 爆笑圣诞节英语笑话二：1. You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants."
1. 你其实从来没见过圣诞老人，你看见的都是他得助手(他得助手真的好多，除了过圣诞节的所有父母外，还有职业“圣诞老人”)
2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire.
2. 圣诞老人不想退休，就可以一直当他的圣诞老人。
3. Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he's the one who everybody credits with the work.
3. 圣诞老人不会做实事，他都是指挥一堆帮手帮他做完所有的事情，但是事情做得好还是不好，功绩和责任都算圣诞老人的。
4. Santa doesn't work a 40-hour week.
4. 圣诞老人实行的可不是朝九晚五双休制，。
5. Santa travels a lot.
5. 圣诞老人经常旅行 Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure! 圣诞老人显然是一个高级职员(please, 这世界上还有比他的工作更好的工作吗?)