小兔子英语笑话

　　A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.

　　一位女士打开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上，就问它：“你在那里做什么?”

　　The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

　　兔子回答：“这是Westinghouse对不对?”(Westinghouse，西屋电气公司)

　　The lady confirmed, "Yes."

　　女士确认道：“没错。”

　　"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."

　　兔子说：“那就对了，我就是要往西边去。”

　　Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

　　兔子：你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的'病?

　　Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.

　　医生：当然咯，凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。

　　Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?

　　兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢?

　　Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

　　兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你。

　　Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.

　　兔宝宝：噢妈咪，现在就告诉我吧，求您了。

　　Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

　　兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。